on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
How other people think of my music taste vs. Reality
You are all enjoying those deer selfies a lot so here’s me feeding him crackers
NOELLA PLS UR KILLIN ME
current goals so i put them on my wall
The next hit erotic fiction:
50 Nights at Freddy’s
WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
when you do all of the work for a “group” project