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always-thirsty-pocket:

mynintendonews:

Mario Could Have Been The Main Character In Splatoon

Nintendo has confirmed that it talked about the possibility of featuring Mario as the main character in…

Something tells me every time Nintendo comes up with a new game, they always consider putting Mario as the main character at first… then they’ll consider one or two other characters ( pretty sure this is how we got Kirby Epic Yarn and one or two other games, ) and then if all else fails, make a new character.

always-thirsty-pocket:

mynintendonews:

Mario Could Have Been The Main Character In Splatoon

Nintendo has confirmed that it talked about the possibility of featuring Mario as the main character in…

Something tells me every time Nintendo comes up with a new game, they always consider putting Mario as the main character at first… then they’ll consider one or two other characters ( pretty sure this is how we got Kirby Epic Yarn and one or two other games, ) and then if all else fails, make a new character.

zairedwinters:

Box description:

"Are You Ready For Freddy?!"
In Security Guard, you take on the duty of watching over the night shift at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.  Sounds easy, right?  Unfortunately for you, the animatronic stage performers have started to move on their own… and they don’t seem too friendly after a long day of work!  You can only hold a single door to the security room closed at once and only for a few seconds at a time, so carefully plan where and when you shut them!
Features two exiciting game modes!  In Game A, you must shut the door as an animatronic approaches to avoid them catching you!  In Game B, the animatronics will disappear into the darkness of the corridor before spotting you.  You won’t be able to tell when they’ll strike, so you’ll have to use the light switches to get a better view of them.  But be careful!  Just like the doors, only a single light can be turned on and only for a few seconds before it goes out!
How long can you last?

This was a bit of pain in the ass to draw out and I kinda messed up a key design in the Game & Watches and that’s that generally the background graphic doesn’t occupy the same space as the sprites.  But I still think I did good.  The black spots at the bottom are supposed to be the “dark corridors” for Game B.  The sprites would conceivably not even appear unless the Light button was hit for that section.

zairedwinters:

Box description:

"Are You Ready For Freddy?!"

In Security Guard, you take on the duty of watching over the night shift at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.  Sounds easy, right?  Unfortunately for you, the animatronic stage performers have started to move on their own… and they don’t seem too friendly after a long day of work! 
You can only hold a single door to the security room closed at once and only for a few seconds at a time, so carefully plan where and when you shut them!

Features two exiciting game modes!  In Game A, you must shut the door as an animatronic approaches to avoid them catching you!  In Game B, the animatronics will disappear into the darkness of the corridor before spotting you.  You won’t be able to tell when they’ll strike, so you’ll have to use the light switches to get a better view of them.  But be careful!  Just like the doors, only a single light can be turned on and only for a few seconds before it goes out!

How long can you last?

This was a bit of pain in the ass to draw out and I kinda messed up a key design in the Game & Watches and that’s that generally the background graphic doesn’t occupy the same space as the sprites.  But I still think I did good.  The black spots at the bottom are supposed to be the “dark corridors” for Game B.  The sprites would conceivably not even appear unless the Light button was hit for that section.

insecurisms:

playing five nights at freddy’s like

phantomdetectivenoob:

Has this been done yet?

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

merasmus:

fagome:

EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO IN MY ACTIVITY I SEE THIS FCKING POST AND IT SAYS TOP POST +163 WHO TF GOT IT 163 NOTES IM SO PISSED ITS LITERALLY JUST A PICTURE OF THIS WOMAN SAYING A FART HOLDING SOME LARGE ASS BLUE BOOK WHO CARES ITS JUST A FART

A “fart”?

cuwa:

the-absolute-best-posts:

so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street

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Q

Just a simple PSA

everylastline:

cammienray:

parenyzia:

kankripeixes:

cant-ride-a-quesadilla:

Cannon = thing that goes boom

Canon = an event that occurs within a published story

they both destroy ships tho

Did you just

*slow claps*

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jaramo:

pokemon-personalities:

i saved this region 10 years ago. how dare you

jaramo:

pokemon-personalities:

i saved this region 10 years ago. how dare you

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xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh

cradleofcunts:

inthedarkcornersofmymind:

fat-birds:

It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’)

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT

oh

clevercookies0417:

hellothisissatan:

This is literally how it is for a non english speaker to perfect a word pronunciation!

a vine by meshal al jaser

Jesus this is gold

chapmangamo:

Pokemon can only say their own names, even in different languages.